....uh, hi, is this thing on?
Yes, uhm, well, shy though I may not seem on a day to day basis, today I am somewhat, shall we say...sheepish?
Ooh, feedback on the mic, sorry about that.
Alright, so here we go...urm.
I didn't get stood up on Saturday.
Apparently the date was scheduled for this Saturday.
So, urm....sorry about that.