Upon seeing a diamond store catalog oddly placed in the fiction section of Waldenbooks, the boy and I had a funny little exchange.
Him: I guess there is a lot to learn about diamonds.
Me: It's important to know about diamonds.
Me: In the words of Marilyn Monroe, "Diamonds are a girl's best friend."
Him: So, what's a guy's best friend?
Me: His dog!
Him: Hmm, I think that a guy's best friend is his wife with a diamond on her finger.
Me: That could work, too.