Someone please explain to me why it is that I am:
Not Catholic enough for the Catholic Boys;
Too Catholic for the Fallen-Away Catholics;
Too Religious for the Agnostics;
Not Christian enough for the Christian Boys;
Not good enough for the Jewish Boys;
Not pretty enough for the rich boys;
Not rich enough for the pretty boys;
Too smart for the state school alums;
Not smart enough for the ivy leaguers.
Please, I'm just trying to get a handle on this...
If anyone can explain it to me, I would REALLY appreciate it.
Thank you :)